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What if the Statue of Liberty is a giant weeping angel?

jerseyssunshine:

A Little Bit on the Hot Liquid Side: This thermally activated mug shows your lifesource slowly draining as you drink your coffee or tea. Once it turns completely black, you drop dead unless you have a fairy in a bottle in your pocket.

muddymudkip:

omg

So does this mean my timeline is wrong? Well, darn. Back to drawing plans on giant windows.

Anybody else notice the huge apostrophe?

Anybody else notice the huge apostrophe?

Now, the question for the hour is “Who’s got the Internet?” Answer, we do. Next question, “Who’s coming to take it from us?” Come on, look at us! No powers, no legislation, no fortunes worth a damn, but we’ve got something else: we’ve all got tumblrs we don’t want to lose! So, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little Congress with all your silly little bills, and you’ve got any plans on taking the Internet tonight, just remember who’s standing in your way! Remember every black day we ever lampooned you with hilarious memes, and then, and then, do the smart thing! … Let somebody else try first.

Does it come with floaty crowny things?